Wheres My Straw

October 28, 2009

Here is another beverage related pet peeve of mine. I hate when I am in the process of handing out drinks, and before the glass has even hit the table a customer rudely says, “Uh, I need a straw!” NO SHIT REALLY? HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME PUT THE FUCKING DRINK ON THE TABLE FIRST ASSHOLE! I ONLY HAVE TWO HANDS, ONE IS HOLDING A TRAY, THE OTHER IS HOLDING YOUR FUCKING DRINK!

- Craig

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Kristen October 28, 2009 at 2:44 pm

Or a sugar caddy!! They always swear I forgot it or something they specifically asked for like lemons! It gives me the greatest satisfaction when some bitch is like Uhhhhh where are my lemons or my sugar??? and I get to make her look dumb, they are right here BITCH!!!!!

Cat November 6, 2010 at 8:55 pm

At my old job, that happened ALL THE TIME. And my pocket was full of them! Now I just put them in the drinks before going to tables.

HolyEffReally January 30, 2012 at 6:58 am

Half the time I don’t acknowledge they said anything, the other half I say coolly, ‘they’re in my third hand”.

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