Waiter: Can I get you something to drink?
Customer: Yeah. I will have a water, make sure to bring it with a lemon.
Waiter: Wow, you are so fucking sophisticated! Don’t break the bank on that beverage you cheap fucking asshole!
- Peter
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Hell to the mutha-fuckin yeah sir!! Fuck them cheap bastards!!!!
If your restaurant didn’t serve such nasty tasting over chlorinated mud, maybe people wouldn’t have to ask for lemon with their so called H20
…Actually? I have Chrones disease, which makes me unable to drink most soda’s, or “real” lemonade. Thus I substitute it for your little “water with lemon.” Maybe this person is the same way? Still. It’s water with lemon, SOME people aren’t cheap, they just have restrictions. Plus, water is much more HEALTHY than some of the shit served out there.