Watch Your Hair Sweety

I was halfway through giving the specials to a table when I look over to another table in my section and a little girl was leaning over the candle while coloring and her hair lights up like a Roman candle. She looks at her Dad across the table in horror while he, of course, does the right thing and starts FANNING THE FIRE WITH HIS NAPKIN and giving it the air supply it needs to become a small inferno. Mom starts smacking the girl in the head until the fire goes out. The little girl is now traumatized and the entire restaurant smells like burnt human hair. And now candles in our restaurant are not lit anymore, they just sit there.