During a rush I am sat with a party of three older folks (surprising I know). They are all very nice and I take their drink order. I come back to the table to find them in the middle of a discussion. “Lets ask him,” I hear the old gentleman say as I am approaching. “Ask me what?” The man gets a smirk on his face and says, “Well we were just talking about virgin olive oil and wondering how you can defile an olive so that it isn’t a virgin.” Everybody at the table is chuckling, waiting to see my reaction. I start laughing as well and say, “Well I don’t know off the top of my head, but I do have one idea. It would only take me about 5 minutes, but I don’t want to ruin your appetite with the details.” The entire table erupts with laughter and I walk away victorious. Dirty? Yes. Inappropriate? Definitely. Get a fat tip out of it? You know it!
- Drew
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