The Pickle

We were chewing the fat about what we did in high school while I was at college when one guy, who clearly had a skewed brain wave pattern, bragged that while working as a cook in a Burger Joint, he would swat flies and put them on the burger, then cover the dead fly with a pickle. I first heard that demented story almost 40 years ago and, to this day, I always check under my pickle before I eat a fast food burger. ANY fast food burger.
- Big George