So one day this old man comes into the Italian restaurant that I work at, and I can tell from the look of him that he is an asshole (I have gotten very good at this). At the front of our store is a Gelato display case. For those of you who are not familiar with Gelato, it is basically Italian ice cream. My restaurant also carries Spumoni, which is just an Italian version of Neapolitan, but the 3 flavors are cherry, pistachio, and chocolate. Ok, moving on. So our main character walks past the Gelato case, looks inside, turns to me and says, “That Spumoni?” I reply, “Actually sir that is Gelato. Spumoni is actually like Neapolitan, but it is cherry, pistachio, and chocolate.” The man then looks at me like I don’t know what I am talking about and says, “Oh I know what Spumoni is, trust me.” Well obviously you fucking don’t because I just had to explain it to you, but thanks for being an asshole anyway.
-Dan
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