The Fall

Because sometimes boredom and frustration with sameness often wears
you down as a server, it becomes necessary to entertain yourself by
drastic means. “The Fall” is a risky move and not to be overused.
Although it is best used at a restaurant with plastic glasses, other
non-breakable items (or breakable if you’re a savage) that make a lot
of noise when they are dropped can be used.

Best done in a crowded setting in a section with a server who goes
down in flames easily, “The Fall” can be quite self entertaining.

Take a tray full of your favorite loud, durable, bouncing items
through aforementioned section in a hurry and simply trip yourself and
be sure to throw your tray as far forward as possible for the desired
effect. DO NOT LAUGH OR THE GIG IS UP!

2 Comments

  • waiterextraordinaire

    September 21, 2009

    Nothing worse than that but the applause afterwards by silly co-workers irks me more.

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    September 21, 2009

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