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Strict Diet

August 7, 2009

These two ladies come in right as the restaurant is closing and sit down. I go over to take their order and offer them some bread and olive oil. One lady looks at me snobbishly and says, “I don’t want any bread, I am on a diet”. “Cutting out the carbs huh? Doctor Atkins would be proud. What can I get you for dinner”? “I will have the lasagna and a salad with blue cheese”. Yes she was serious. No she wasn’t a good tipper.

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Dacatus September 17, 2010 at 3:20 pm

It reminds me of the people who order three bacon cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a small coke.

Dacatus September 17, 2010 at 3:20 pm

It reminds me of the people who order three bacon cheeseburgers, two large fries, and a small diet coke.

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