I used to work the graveyard shift at a breakfast style restaurant. We
had this box at the front were you could fill out a card to win a free
membership to Bally’s total fitness.
One night these 2 couples come in around 2 am and were pretty wasted
they put their meals they didn’t finish in a box and got up to leave.
On their way out one of them decided to try for the free membership
and after that went out the front door and began throwing all of their
left over food at the windows and doors on the front of the
restaurant.
So I go to the box and find their card -the moron left his cellphone
number- so I called it and when the guy answers I tell him it is his
waitress and he says oh cool so you want to go out with me sometime?
And I tell him no but if you and your friends don’t come back and
clean the shit you threw all over the restaurant up I’m going to call
the cops for property damage. And you were kind enough to leave your
cellphone number , work number and home address on the card to win a
membership.
- Jade
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What the fuck! Stupid assholes. This is an awesome story. I hope you didn’t have to clean that shit up.
Fucking morons…
Awesome you had the balls and PERMISSION to call them on it. You know if you worked at a corporate restaurant they’d hand some Mexican guy a mop and stand around complaining about how disgusting it was.