Pepsi or Coke?

Customer: Do you have Coke or Pepsi here?

Me: We have Coke.

Customer: Do you think the mall has a vending machine with Pepsi?

Me: I would guess so, but I’m not sure.

Customer: Can you go get me a can then?

Me: “Courtesy Laughter”

Customer: I’m not kidding.



  • waiterextraordinaire

    November 23, 2009

    The nerve!

  • willow

    November 23, 2009

    you’re working at a restaurant located in a mall. What do you expect? lol

  • Dad

    July 26, 2010

    Did they order “scrimps” as thier entree….

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    December 15, 2010

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  • Robert

    February 12, 2013

    When I read the title I was afraid this one was about me. I was thinking, “What’s wrong with asking if they serve Coke or Pepsi? I like Coke, I hate Pepsi. I want to know so I can order something other than soda if they only have Pepsi!”

    Then I read the post. Damn, some people. The fact that he likes Pepsi is just the nail in the coffin.

  • Meg

    July 1, 2013

    I don’t mind when people ask if we have coke or Pepsi, but the look of horror on their face when I tell them that we have the one they don’t want kills me every time. Seriously some people are so rude about it…. Not my fault dude!!!!

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