No, Your Dumb

October 6, 2009

Me: “You all set to order?”

Stupid Man: “yes.”

Me: “Ok! What can i get for you…”

Stupid Man: “ill have the fettuccine.”

Me: “Ok what kind of sauce would you like with that?”

Stupid Man: “…the fettuccine.”

(knowing that he wants Alfredo sauce i continue to ask what sauce
just to prove a point)

Me: “I’m sorry but the fettuccine is a pasta, what sauce would you
like to go with it?”

Stupid Man: “THE FETTUCCINE SAUCE!”

(at this point its ridiculous…)

Me: “Do you mean the Alfredo sauce?”

Stupid Man: “YES! The fettuccine sauce!!! That is what I said!!!”

No sir, you fucking didn’t. Fettuccine is not a sauce you dumb ass.
Sorry, next time I’ll try not to be so specific I’m only taking your
order….

- Brandi

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{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

john October 7, 2009 at 12:13 am

Saying “your” when you mean “you’re” kinda makes you sound dumb too.

hannahbanana October 7, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Actually, ‘your’ is correct (I assume you mean in the last line). You’re wouldn’t make sense.

Grammar King October 9, 2009 at 12:54 am

Uhhh….actually he means in the topic line

waiterextraordinaire October 9, 2009 at 5:40 am

C’mon children….lol

MidniteOctopus November 11, 2010 at 1:18 pm

I don’t know why you consider this man to be stupid. You knew what he wanted, you didn’t have to be such a bitch about the whole situation and “prove a point”.

Pierre November 25, 2010 at 12:29 pm

If you knew what he wanted, anything after that was unnecessary. If you got poor tips from this gentleman, it was your doing.

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