No Toast For YOU!!!!

December 11, 2009

Today I worked lunch, all the other servers looked at me sideways because I am a strictly nighttime server. Everyone knows I’m on a grind for cash when I show up in the day and frankly, I can’t stand to deal with “the ladies who lunch”. I approached my first table and greeted them it was a grumpy old man and his wife. They interrupted my soup/fish presentation to let me know they were ready. So I began to take cranky-pants’ order, he ordered an omlette. This particular omlette is a build it yourself, so he had to tell me the four choices of what he wanted inside. Instead of telling me what he wanted he answered his cell phone right in the middle, so I began to ask him what he wanted and he gave me the look of death. His wife answered for him and instead of asking him what kind of toast he wanted I decided the asshole did not get any toast. Seriously people answering your phone in the middle of placing your order is so F-ing RUDE!!!! Of course when his omlette came out, the jerk asked  “um, I thought this came with toast??” I replied, “I’m sorry sir you did not tell me what kind you wanted and your phone call seemed very important so I did not want to interrupt you, I just assumed you didnt want any.” Take that!!!!!!!!!

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waitersfriend December 13, 2009 at 1:11 am

Fantastic work, does however sound like you probably should stick to the dinner service

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