John Wilkes Booth

October 30, 2009

A man and woman walk in and I ask them the standard: “Would you like
a table or a booth?”

The man then says, “Booth…John Wilkes”.

Haha?

- Princess Consuela Banana Hammock

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Honeysuckle December 24, 2011 at 8:58 pm: It’s always a relief when someone with obvious eexptrsie answers. Thanks!
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