Its Everywhere

October 30, 2009

So I am serving a party of 5 people. Everything is going fine. I get all their drinks and of course some of our delicious free bread. About half-way through the meal, one lady gets up and goes to the bathroom. She is in there a long time and when she comes out she walks right back to her table, grabs her purse, and leaves. Her table informs me that she wasn’t feeling very well and had to go home. About 5 minutes later, one of the other servers goes into the women’s bathroom only to emerge screaming “THERE IS SHIT EVERYWHERE! IT IS ON THE WALLS OH MY GOD!!” Guess that lady really wasn’t feeling very well, but she didn’t have to make us all sick!

- Phillip

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Xabbyy November 3, 2009 at 9:51 am

Hi I looove this blog as well. Sooo funny. I had tears coming out when I finished reading this. The same thing happend to me when I was working in a restaurant. I saw a lady come in she didn’t look too good. She looked like if her stomach had been punched. So I let her in the bathroom and she complains about how dirty it is. 10 minutes later she is still in the bathroom. Im like i dont care as long as i do not have to go in there. By 20 minutes she is gone. I wait 10 minutes to go back in. Apparently she did poop and instead of sitting on the toilet like normal people do she had her feet on the toilet seat. I could see her foot prints and she just did poop everywhere. From the looks of it it came flying out.

I was mad casue with sooo many drug dealers in that area, god forbid. I did thank her in me head as I saw she tried to clean up. It wasnt perfect, but she did try. So thank you maam for having some consideration.

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