I was waiting on a table outside one fine summer night, very pleasant
couple, no problems. After they left, I went out to bus their table.
As I am doing this, I am chatting with another couple seated at the
next table. So, I was a bit surprised when I ran across a used tooth
flosser…ya know, the ones on a stick, with the little piece of floss
thru the top. Things like that gross me out, and I kinda freaked out.
I kinda hovered for a second uncertainly, than grabbed it and threw it
out to the sidewalk (like I said, it freaked me. gross.).
Unfortunately, there was a couple I hadn’t seen, that walked by on the
sidewalk at that exact second. It hit the lady square on the side of
her face. She looked down, and said “ew, gross!” . I laughed
nervously, and apologized, adding I was so sorry, can you BELIEVE
someone left it here like that?!! At that, i notice my other table
starting to laugh, and the lady who’d been hit with the flosser
missile, also laughed, but hung her head and looked embarrassed. As
she and her hubby walked off, i realize that it was the SAME couple
that had been sitting there…it was THEIR used tooth flosser!!!! talk
about instant karma….. 
- Serenity
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I wonder how their teeth looked that night.
That is absolutely hilarious!! I can’t believe someone would do that at the dinner table. Awesome site!! Linked mine to yours. Happy New Year!!
I hate it when people leave behind toothpicks.. but gum is the worst. Usually folded into a sugar packet or straw wrapper.. but occasionally stuck to the rim of a glass or on the edge of a plate. YUCK!