GPS

At about 8 p.m. a man walks in the door of the restaurant where I work. He comes up to me and says, “I was eating here about an hour ago and I can’t find my cell phone. Have you seen it?” “Nobody has turned anything in,” I say, “do you remember where you were sitting?” The man looks around the restaurant (which isn’t very big), then looks back at me blankly. “No.” Wow if you don’t even know where you were an hour ago, good luck finding that phone!

- Hector

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