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Why is bread the most important fucking thing in the world when people go out to eat? I had these people that were eating an order of garlic knots ( which is fucking bread) and they asked me for some bread. YOU ARE EATING FUCKING BREAD, HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED? I had another table that got a pizza, right when I put there pizza down, “Um, can we get some bread?” I know it is free and you love to get your free deals, but do you really need all that fucking bread? Is that what you go out to dinner for? Mmmm, lets go out to dinner tonight, and get some free bread. How fucking delicious. People act like the world is ending if they don’t get any bread the second they sit down. No room for an appetizer, but plenty of room for free bread eh? Shocking. FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FREE BREAD!
- Sean
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Garlic toast and bread, pizza and bread. People are fucking ridiculous.
Another one that bugs me is when people order iced tea and water. Iced tea IS water.
oh friggin’ boohoo. I’d hate to see your reaction if there is an ACTUAL problem at a table!
my favorite is when fat people ask for rolls. i just want to reply ” you already have plenty of them!”
I love when rednecks get mad because we don’t give free bread with steaks. They ask in horror, “How can someone eat steak without bread?” & I respond, “Well, I don’t know. I’ve don’t eat beef so it’s never been a problem for me.” Shuts them up.
Kristy- Enough with the fat jokes. They just make you look like an asshole. My mom has been overweight for the last few years due to an illness. She diets religiously (although no nutritionist so far has been helpful) and once a blue moon she goes out to eat and enjoys a roll or two. I hope to God she never encounters a server like you.
There was a table of four young women. One of them ate the soup of the day, the others ordered free bread in a very commanding tone. They ate at least 2 loafs. Nice.