Foot In Mouth

September 29, 2009

So I am sat with a party of 20 that did not have a reservation. I approach the table and introduce myself in a very upbeat and cheerful voice. “Hi folks, I am Matt, I will be taking care of you tonight? We all out celebrating a special occasion?” To which one fellow in all black replies, “A funeral.” Open mouth, insert foot.

- Matt

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