Fo Free

I had a couple on my table last night. Typical, nothing out of the
ordinary. 2 waters, a martini and a beer nothing special. WE have 3
kinds of cesar salads. A side cesar, an appetizer cesar salad and an
entree cesar salad. The guy ordered an “APPETIZER cesar
salad”…(those were his exact words) and a pasta and a burger. When
they were done he ordered 2 cheesecakes one to go and one with a box
on the side. I drop the check and on my way to pick it up when i see
him sitting there waiting for me with the check presenter open. (You
know what that means, he wants something for free,,,FUCK)So apparently
the APPETIZER cesar salad was not what he wanted because that one was
8.95. He explained that he REALLY wanted the side cesar that was only
3.95. I said ok well you ordred the APPETIZER cesar salad and ate it.
And he said…..(the fucking nerve of this guy) “yeah but don;t you
have a cesar thats only 4 dollars or something thats the one we
wanted, we didnt even finish the one you brought”. NOW GOOD PEOPLE OF
AMERICAN, SINCE WHEN CAN YOU GO TO A FUCKING RESTURANT AND ORDER A
DISH, EAT WHAT YOU WANT AND IF YOU DIDNT EAT ENOUGH OF THE DISH, THEN
THEY WILL ONLY CHARGE YOU FOR WHAT YOU EAT. I wanted to tell this
piece of shit to GROW UP!!! I said “well what would you like me to do
SIR???? He said “can you only charge me for the side cesar, as you saw
we didn’t even eat the other one”. I ROLLED my eyes in his face and
grabbed the check presenter. He said OH WAIT and I have these coupons
for FREE cheesecakes.I took them and handed back one of them and said
you can only use one of these at a time……Here we go again!! WHY he
asked. I turned it over and said SEE HERE WHERE IT SAYS NOT TO BE USED
IN CONJUNCTION WITH ANY OTHER DISCOUNT OR OFFER,thats where it says
that!!! He said WHY can’t I use it, I said I just told you. Then he
handed me a gift card for 50 dollars so I ran it and brought him the
remaining balance of 12.35. Walking back to the table I noticed him
standing with the check presenter in the bar looking around. I said
did you need something?? he said “Id like to talk to a manager about
using my other coupon”. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!!!! So I talked
to a manager and he said “JUST GIVE THE GUY HIS CHEESECAKE AND GET HIM
OUTTA HERE”. Hey manager thanks for backing up your staff against
doosh bags like this cock sucker that realized when the bill came his
50 gift card wasnt gonna cover it. After all this bullshit his
remaining balance was 5.35. What did he leave me after I got him
allllllll this free shit? He left me 6 bucks, a whole .65 cent tip.
And people wonder why servers fuck with food, drop your silver wear on
the ground then give it to you, never wash our hands when coming from
taking a pee, spit in food, dont go out of our way for people etc,
because of this EXACT incident. Id love to go to this mother fuckers
work and pitch a fit and get free stuff, but do I do that?? NO I don’t
because as much as we hate it AMERICA, things cost money!!! If your
out there, man who sat at my table, you better pray I never run into
you outside of my job.You’ll have 3 new assholes….CHEAP BITCH!!!!!

- Sloanster

3 Comments

  • Barbie

    January 1, 2010

    As much as I understand wanting to fuck with peoples food, I really think it’s disgusting that anyone would ever do that.
    I don’t think spitting in someones food should ever be justified. :(

  • Serenity

    January 1, 2010

    Yeah, some people are just gonna be like that, nothing you can do about it. Can’t let it get to ya so much…your manager was right to just get ‘em out….they’ll just keep bitchin’ either way, and it’s not worth the effort to deal with those types of p.o.s. that you’ll never see again. And yeah, I’d never mess with someone’s food.

  • Persagax.

    April 13, 2010

    been doing this for 5 years, and never messed with anyones food… ‘yet’ as they say. while i do believe that the manager should’ve taken control of this situation, it’s not necessarily just on behalf of the server. when you can tell a server is really angry at a table, it’s best to try and minimize their interaction with that table to reduce the customer complaints. it’s usually better for everyone if the customer feels the service was bad enough to not come back, but not bad enough to get someone fired or written up.

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