I used to be a server at a place who’s name is a type of spicy
nightshade (Also a South American Country). Anyway, if you’ve ever
been, the booths are set up back to back in servers’ stations so each
booth can absolutely hear the server talking to their other tables. I
used to get so bored at this place and hated the tips so much that I
would F with my tables periodically. My future submissions will be a
series named “F’ing With Tables.” Enjoy numero uno!
I am quite the cunning linguist, so I would talk to each of my tables
in a different accent. Before I did it, I would take bets with other
servers on how long it would be before a guest finally said something,
then would time the event. The first time I did it, not one of my
tables in 4 hours said a peep! I had to try so hard to laugh at their
confused faces and surprisingly, tips weren’t that bad.
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