One evening a customer ordered a chicken dinner. We’ve had problems with this guy before. He complained every time he ate there. It could of been about the service, the silverware but this time it was about the food. His dinner arrived and was placed in front of him. Green beans, mashed potatoes with gravy and 3 pieces of chicken. One thigh and 2 legs. I was in the kitchen with several other employees watching him to see what the problem was going to be this time. He didn’t let us down. He called the waitress over with a snotty attitude. He picked up the 2 chicken legs and said; “Why would you serve me 2 chicken legs, one bigger than the other?” The waitress looked at the legs then looked at him and said; “What difference does it make to you? Are you going to eat em or dance with em?” The entire kitchen erupted with laughter and applause. The guy stormed out and we never had to deal with him again.