Don’t Need A Spoon

I was just the FNG at a small restaurant when I brought some coffees
to a table of four. As the freaking new guy, I forgot the spoons. “I’m
sorry I forgot to grab you some spoons, I’ll be right back with
those!” A gentleman in his fifties looks dead at me, pulls out a 15
inch long screwdriver and says “that’s okay, I have THIS!” I
uncomfortably walk away quickly and have someone else bring the
spoons. I forgot about the incident until I cleaned the table, and
found a flat-head for a tip.

- Anthony