Dinner and a Show

October 26, 2009

Tonight I had a table of five early 30′s mid 20′s Asians. They all ordered cocktails so I carded them even though I knew they were all over 21, but just wanted to be safe. The first guy laughed when he handed me his ID and said, “How old do you think I am??”, so I guessed 33 1/2 and I was right. Then the next person asked me and I guessed his age right again, they were all in awe and asked if I went to school in Irvine or something because it is predominately an Asian population. I told them no, and joked I should change professions and work at a carnival or something. After guessing the other two ages right and missing the last one by one year the were totally amazed and couldn’t believe I was able to guess their ages because generally Asians look younger than they are. I told them it was a natural talent, but the truth is I’ve just been serving for too fucking long.

-Kristen

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