DECAF

Decaf coffee. What the fuck? Why are you even bothering to drink it? Why do you have to ask for it like you are some sort of connoisseur? “Ya, I will have a decaf cappuccino, extra hot.” Shut the fuck up. Why do you want it extra hot, so it will take longer to get to a temperature that you can drink it? Maybe camp at my table a little longer? “Sorry, but we don’t have decaf espresso, so I cant make a decaf cappuccino.” “How do you not have decaf espresso!” Because it is FUCKING POINTLESS! My favorite part about decaf drinkers is that they ALWAYS NEED A SHIT LOAD OF CREAM…..but they never ask for it until you bring the coffee, thus making me go on one more trip, and consequently, hate them that much more.