Corporate America Coffee Shop Bullshit

Here I am on the Espresso Bar at this dear coffee shop  i’ve worked at
ENTIRELY too long… Customer walks in.. I am the only one on the
floor. I proceed to the register and with the biggest bullshit fake
smile on my face say “hello there, how are you? can i get a drink
started?”.. without any acknowledgment to what I just said she looks
at me and says “Venti Chai tea latte , soy no water and extra foam”. I
say ok.. 4.65 please…she throws the money down without acknowledging
the tip jar of course. then I go to the bar to make this bitch her
drink. I steam the SOY milk put the chai pumps in and do as i’m
told…I then put the drink on the bar and with yet another bullshit
fake smile call the drink out “I have a Venti Soy No water Extra FOamy
Chai at the Bar for Sara”… So then sara walks up looks at me and
says “it’s SOY right?” I’M SORRY ARE YOU DEAF???! I’m pretty sure I
just yelled out(and i’m loud) a Venti SOY no water extra foamy
chai….. pay attention next time … ugh! I’m pretty sure, she was
just a blonde domestic barbie doll bitch that might brake her face if
she actually squeezed out a smile. consider then next time you go into
a coffee shop…listen for your drink!

-Becky

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