Coca Cola Classic

I don’t know if people are born assholes or if they have to work at
it.

Server:”Hi, my name is …, I’ll be taking care of you today.”
Guest: “Coke”
Server: “Coke it is” and spit, Asshole. I’ll be back in ten minutes.

1 Comment

  • Stephanie

    September 23, 2009

    My FAV:
    “Hi my name is… Can I start you off with something to drink?”
    “What are your soups today?”
    “Chicken noodle and broccoli cheese, which would you like in a glass with a straw?” And can i bring your Coke out in a bowl with bread and crackers? Or perhaps you could WAIT until I get to the soups and just order a fucking drink FIRST!

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