We are in the middle of a big dinner rush, and one of the bussers just dropped a couple of plates. Naturally, the kitchen begins clapping and everybody laughs, but it is way too busy to stand around and joke about it. I approach one of my many tables and begin clearing a massive amount of plates which is obviously going to take two trips. Then I notice that the aforementioned busser is standing right next to me with his hands out. Perfect, I will give him some plates and be able to knock this out in one fell swoop. I turn to the busser right in front of my table and say, “Hey can you take these plates, and try not to drop any this time”, like a total asshole. I then proceed to drop the plates and shatter them on the floor in front of everybody. “Haha, nice job dick”, laughs the busser and my table. Nice job indeed.
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