So I walk in to work feeling great. I rode my motorcycle to work early
in the morning, dropped off my work clothes and took off for a 5 hr
ride before work to have some fun. I ride in with a huge smile on my
face after tearing up one of my favorite roads. I change, clock in,
and get set-up started. I got half way done when I got my first table
and went to greet them. Redneck husband and wife…perfect. Everything
went surprisingly smooth until I took their food out.
Me:”Can I get you guys anything else?”
Wife:”Naw I’m ok.”
Husband:”You can hold the camera while we fuck!”
Me:”Enjoy your meal guys.”
(as I walk away)
Really?!
- Joe
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Weird people.
HA! i had something similar happen to me. i bartend and i noticed a girl standing at the end of the bar so i went up to her to see what she wanted to drink, well, she didnt need a drink she wanted to tell me that her boyfriend thought i was really hot and wanted to know if i would go home with them after my shift. i was like, thank you but no….
liquid courage i guess