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Drew Anne Scarantino January 24, 2013 at 11:06 am

Hi there,

The editors of Reader’s Digest are interested in using a joke from stuckserving.com in an upcoming humor section of our magazine. Would you grant us permission to publish this material in any language in all editions of Reader’s Digest worldwide including digital editions of the magazine and on RDA websites?

Thanks again for all your help. I look forward to hearing back soon!

Best,
Drew

The item being considered is:

Before my customer would order the seafood fettuccine, I had to tell her what was in it.
“What’s a mussel?” she asked, after I ran down the list of ingredients.
“It’s a shellfish,” I said.
She was horrified. “You mean,” she said, “there’s fish in this?”
From stuckserving.com

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