I am sat with a party of four and after asking them what they would like to drink (which took awhile) I returned to get their dinner order. As the table is giving me orders, one of the men at the table turns to his wife and says, “Are you going to get the fish?” The lady turns to me and says, “No. I am going to have something lite. I will have the Fettucini Alfredo and the Sausage and Lentil soup.”
- Jenny Craig
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Me: “You all set to order?”
Stupid Man: “yes.”
Me: “Ok! What can i get for you…”
Stupid Man: “ill have the fettuccine.”
Me: “Ok what kind of sauce would you like with that?”
Stupid Man: “…the fettuccine.”
(knowing that he wants Alfredo sauce i continue to ask what sauce
just to prove a point)
Me: “I’m sorry but the fettuccine is a pasta, what sauce would you
like to go with it?”
Stupid Man: “THE FETTUCCINE SAUCE!”
(at this point its ridiculous…)
Me: “Do you mean the Alfredo sauce?”
Stupid Man: “YES! The fettuccine sauce!!! That is what I said!!!”
No sir, you fucking didn’t. Fettuccine is not a sauce you dumb ass.
Sorry, next time I’ll try not to be so specific I’m only taking your
order….
- Brandi
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