The other day I was sat with a young white couple. The girl was a cute blond and the guy was average looking with short spiked hair and glasses. They ordered beers so being the responsible waiter that I am, I asked to see their driver licenses. The guy hands his to me and I look down to see that in his picture he has a ridiculously big afro! He looked so funny that it was all I could do not to bust up laughing. I don’t think I even made it to his birthday to check his age. I brought them their beers and the whole rest of the night I couldn’t stop picturing the guy without a huge afro. I wish I had a picture so you could get the full effect. Alas.

- Dr. J

The other day, a female couple came into the restaurant, clearly
“together”, and took a seat outside. One lady ordered a diet coke, the
other a water. I promptly brought out there drinks, and took the
order, started the app, and was on my way. A few minutes later, as I
walked by their table,( hands full of food for the next table over )
the diet coke lady flags me down and asks me if I gave her diet coke,
bc it tastes “funny”. I sigh inwardly, knowing our diet coke does, for
some reason, have a different taste to it, that is more noticeable to
some than others. I tell her ok, continue to the table that i have the
food for, then return to them and offer to get her something else.
After telling her that it is indeed diet, and that the only remedy is
a different drink, she looks annoyed but decides to stick with what
she has. Ok. A minute later I drop off their app, and she begins to
complain again about the drink, and her gf gets in on the action,
telling me ” I don’t know with this is, but it’s not diet coke”, they
also claim they found a hair in it, and look at me accusingly ( I have
very long hair, but it is back and secure at work, and I am extremely
careful about it). She then says she wants another drink, but she
still wants diet coke. Aha, conspiracy theory, I am obv lying about it
being diet, so bring me the same thing so I can prove it. Whatever. I
am busy, and one of the doors is stuck, so I ma having to take the
long way around each time I go outside, so I ask the bartender to drop
it off for me. BTW, neither of us were able to locate a hair in the
glass anywhere AND she had drank practically the whole soda. I pass by
the table again, and now they want a manager. wtf? that’s me, but
awkward bc I can tell they’re upset with me, it’s as tho they think I
am intentionally bringing them a tainted drink. Lame. I tell them I am
the supervisor, and they tell me they are leaving, don’t want their
entrees, bc they are so grossed out by the hair in the soda (which
must be why they ordered another and ate the entire app AFTER the
supposed incident) AND reiterate that it was NOT a diet coke. I
apologize, but stick to my guns and tell them I am aware our diet has
a diff taste bc it’s on the gun. But no, she repeats it’s NOT diet and
they’ll pay for the app but that’s it. Of course, I tell them no,
we’ll cover it, so they leave. I am just baffled by this, I mean, I
can understand the taste thing…it’s not the first time someone has
sent back a diet for that reason. And if there truly was a hair, I can
understand that, too…although using that as an excuse AFTER seeing
it and continuing to eat the app doesn’t fly with me. What I don’t
understand is throwing a big fuss over a soda that can be replaced
with something else, and basically accusing my bartender and I of
intentionally giving them an off drink. What could we possibly have to
gain? It’s not as tho making a guest angry is beneficial to either of
us! My bartender had her own theory…she swears the younger of the 2
was checking us both out, and the other got jealous. True? I dunno.
What I do know is that was a weird situation that those ladies blew
waaayyyy out of proportion. It’s a soda, not the end of the world!

- Serenity

So my immediate supervisor was working a shift last night and he had a
couple of people walk in right before closing and just order dessert.
One guy was dressed as a woman. When my supervisor (who I have to
admit is pretty cute, but straight as a poolstick) picked up the check
there was no tip but there was a phone number at the bottom of the
credit card receipt. he had written “call me”, then crossed it out and
said “text me”, his phone number and “you’re cute”, and there was a
lipstick kiss on it. The next day we all see the receipt up on our
board along with an explanation “Support the gay community, that means
more girls for us!”

- Brianna

A couple asked me if they can get the Penne Ala Vodka without the
Vodka sauce. I wanted to look at them and ask, “What the fuck is the
point then???” Dumb asses!

- Naomi