Waiter Waitress Funny Short Stories Online

I work as a hostess at a chain seafood restaurant, and I love it. My managers and co-workers are amazing, and for the most part my customers are lovely people. My restaurant is a decent size for our area, and can comfortably seat about 300 customers at a time. However, as most of our seating [...]

A few years back a server who I apparently was getting coo with me decided to express her dissatisfaction with black tables (she is white). “Poor tippers” she said. There is some truth to that but that’s for another discussion. She said she never liked having them because of that ‘fact’. I thought “Perhaps it’s [...]

  I’ll never forget this 4 top i was waiting on at a steakhouse i once worked for. They ALL ordered steaks….steaks with salads and loaded baked potatoes…the whole nine yards. I’m chatting it up with them, we’re all laughing, having a great time. I’m so confident i’m getting a great tip. Check time comes. [...]

Table 12. This extravagant old lady (let’s call her Betty), came in at 6pm, told me her two friends will be joining her. She also pointed to the other seats and said, “Since there will be three of us you’ll need to bring three separate checks.” It’s at this point I get to say something [...]