Today I had a ridiculously needy table, and not only were they needy but RUDE and needy, my favorite!! I understand needy, but be polite about it for God sakes!!! I took great care of them as always, and when they finally paid I breathed a sigh of relief. I went to pick up the check and great, they left me a “super generous” 10 percent tip! A few minutes later I noticed one of the people from the party (the rudest one!) looking around the table like they lost something. I went up and asked him if there was something I could help him with and he said, “Do you have my cell phone??!!” I innocently replied, “Why no sir, I havent seen it, but I will surely go ask the bussers if they noticed it”. Cue me taking a loop around the restaurant, pretending to go find the busser to ask him. “Uh, sorry sir the busser hasn’t seen it, maybe you left it in your car?” Him: “No, I’m sure I left it here, but they said no one turned it in.” Me (In my head): “Well, maybe if you weren’t such a dick Jose the busser wouldn’t be calling his abuelo in Guadalajara on your phone right now!!” Karma is a bitch sir.
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