Fresh Chicken……

Sorry about this being so long, but you gotta hear the whole story! I worked for a well known fast food chain that served fried chicken when I first turned 16 for about 2 years. After about 6 mo I had earned my way up to assistant manager of the night shift. One Sunday night(very…

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And A Merry Christmas To You, Too!

So the other day, a lady came in to our restaurant for lunch. Well actually, she didn’t’ come in so much as seat herself outside, without letting anyone INSIDE know she existed. As there wasn’t any other tables out there…weather was not that nice, of course, no one saw her. so she came in and…

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Complete Fat Asshole

The other night I was serving a party of 7. I walk up to them and basically get ignored and finally get their drink order and bring their drinks to them. They tell me they are ready to order, so I proceed to take their order the only problem was no one knew what they…

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Grumpy McGrumperson

I am really busy and I get sat with a party of two, while getting sat with 3 other tables. Great. It is an older man and woman and they are not the most friendly of people. The hostess tells them that I am really busy and gets their drinks for them. I come by…

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Pot Luck

I work as a server at a small Italian restaurant on weekends. Some people are more difficult than others, I’ll admit, but some people I just can’t help question why they are the way they are. One night this middle aged woman came in with an elderly couple. The elderly couple, being very friendly were…

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Flabbergasted

What do customers expect us to say when they make the most ridiculous comments ever? I had a guy tell me our meatloaf tasted like dog shit. What do I say back to that? Um, I’m really sorry you feel like that, but I work for a multi-million dollar restaurant chain, who spends lots of…

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No Toast For YOU!!!!

Today I worked lunch, all the other servers looked at me sideways because I am a strictly nighttime server. Everyone knows I’m on a grind for cash when I show up in the day and frankly, I can’t stand to deal with “the ladies who lunch”. I approached my first table and greeted them it…

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Hotel Hell

I have worked as a front desk clerk of hotel for almost 2 years now and I have definitely seen my share of assholes and scam artists. Recently a family of 4 come in and get 2 rooms. I did not receive any type of complaint or request the whole evening, so I assumed everything…

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Karma is a Bitch!!!

Today I had a ridiculously needy table, and not only were they needy but RUDE and needy, my favorite!! I understand needy, but be polite about it for God sakes!!! I took great care of them as always, and when they finally paid I breathed a sigh of relief. I went to pick up the…

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Linguini And Assholes

I had this asshole guy and his wife at one of my tables. He orders a linguini and clams dish and she has some fucking salad or something. He is a dick the entire time, even though I got him every little thing his heart desired. I bring out his clams and he says that…

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