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Racism and Jalepenos

Today while working my regular lunch shift, I approach a table of four women. The women were typical uppity San Francisco rich hitches (high and mighty bitches), they couldn’t even be bothered to look at me while I spoke to them. Anyway, they received their food and one of the women asked me if she…

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Servers Are Not Invisible!

I worked a double shift the other day and one group of three came in (a father and two sons probably about 12 and 14). They sat at my table I introduced myself and attempted to get the drink order from the kids first as I was trained to do (one didn’t even know I…

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Just Another Serving Horror Story

As we all know, sometimes ordinary, nice people, turn into the spawn of Satan when they have to wait a long time for their food, or their food isn’t to their liking. Sometimes, however, customers are just plain crazy and choose to let this craziness loose on you. One day, it was near the end…

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Response to the NY Post article “You Got Served” by Kyle Smith

    “I don’t even need to know your name. By the time you tell me about the specials, I’ve already forgotten it. You’re a servant. So serve.” (An excerpt from his lovely piece about NYC waiters) Remember this face everyone, Kyle Smith does not want to be served, he does not enjoy a dining…

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Hey, Woman!

I was bartending last night until around 8 PM. At 7:30 on Wednesdays we have pool leagues. Every week I get to serve a new set of douchebags from local area bars. Last night a guy comes w/ the team already hammered off his ass. His friend gets him a beer and they stumble in…

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The Connoisseur

I am sat with an older couple who I can tell are going to be in my booth forever. I approach them with a forced smile and ask if I can get some drinks started for them. The man looks up from his crossword puzzle and says “I will have a martini.” Ok, but I…

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Out Of Control…

I was bartending yesterday and two men sat down at the bar. They ordered some beers and tacos and as I was reaching down into the cooler one of the guys says ‘ Ya know you have a tight little ass but you gotta do something about that gut.’ Apparently he thought that was funny…

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Fo Free

I had a couple on my table last night. Typical, nothing out of the ordinary. 2 waters, a martini and a beer nothing special. WE have 3 kinds of cesar salads. A side cesar, an appetizer cesar salad and an entree cesar salad. The guy ordered an “APPETIZER cesar salad”…(those were his exact words) and…

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Xmas Present

It is 2 days before Christmas and the restaurant is very busy. I am serving a table of 4 who are very picky, but nice. You know the type. They need something stupid every 2 minutes, but they are super polite about it. “Excuse me, can I have a teaspoon? I can’t stir my coffee…

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How Are You Doing Today?

One day when I was serving I got sat with a grumpy old guy who was by himself. I see him sit down and start reading the paper. I approach the table and say, “Hello sir! How are you doing today?” He keeps looking at the paper and says, “Merlot, lasagna, minestrone, and some bread,”…

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