Property Damage

August 27, 2010

I used to work the graveyard shift at a breakfast style restaurant. We
had this box at the front were you could fill out a card to win a free
membership to Bally’s total fitness.

One night these 2 couples come in around 2 am and were pretty wasted
they put their meals they didn’t finish in a box and got up to leave.
On their way out one of them decided to try for the free membership
and after that went out the front door and began throwing all of their
left over food at the windows and doors on the front of the
restaurant.
So I go to the box and find their card -the moron left his cellphone
number- so I called it and when the guy answers I tell him it is his
waitress and he says oh cool so you want to go out with me sometime?
And I tell him no but if you and your friends don’t come back and
clean the shit you threw all over the restaurant up I’m going to call
the cops for property damage. And you were kind enough to leave your
cellphone number , work number and home address on the card to win a
membership.

- Jade

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The Waiter Caddy

August 20, 2010

Need a new server book? Check out the Waiter Caddy!

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Heavy Lifting

August 16, 2010

I work at a store where I am constantly running to the back getting
whatever it is that the customer wants. This one day i was helping a
woman in our seasonal department. She told me that she wanted a table
and points which one she wants and I run to the back for a flat bed.
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Can I get an Amen!!??

August 11, 2010

Your Waitress Or Waiter Is Probably Smarter Than You
Hey everyone,
The service industry likely has some of the most educated people slaving away at the mercy of our guests. This article definitely gets at that!
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New Site

August 10, 2010

Hey Guys,
I have been working on a new site and wold love to get some feedback! It is called I Wish I Was Drunk. It is similar to this site but it does not focus on servers, it is meant to be like Fmylife.com. You simply post very short (think twitter) messages about times when [...]

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Do You Rollerskate?

August 4, 2010

Okay so here’s something that actually happens fairly frequently,
probably to many servers…
Tonight we were slow and I got a middle aged couple, kinda white-trash
looking, but my instinct told me I might still get a good tip out of
them. I walk up to greet them. Most female servers (if they’re smart)
will try to establish eye contact [...]

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Pork or Ham?

August 2, 2010

Had a two-top today, the lady orders salmon, and the man had a few
questions before he could decide. One of the questions was about our
pork chops. I wasn’t busy so I gave a more lengthy explanation than
what I normally would. I explained that they are shoulder chops, which
are more similar to ham, meaning that they [...]

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Got The Digits

July 29, 2010

I am a waitress at a family style restaurant. I get my fair share of assholes but for the most part the customers are nice people. One night I was serving a table of 3 younger guys. One was pretty cute and he was being really flirty with me the whole time I was serving [...]

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Here Is A Nice Comment From The Squidoo Lens About The Waiter Tip….Anybody Feel The Same Way??

July 26, 2010

?Many times people blame the waiter or waitress for things that are beyond their control. Examples included: food took to long, steak not cooked properly, guest doesn’t like entrĂ©e, kitchen is out of certain items, etc. These are things that the waiter cannot control and is not a reflection of the [...]

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More Squidoo Links About Being A Waiter

July 24, 2010

Here are some more squidoo links about waiting tables! Haven’t had any story submissions in a while, whats going on guys??
Waiter Duties
Waiter Career
Waiter Tip

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